5 NEW ARTIST FINDS (NEWSLETTER)

This is Miley Cyrus' doobie, coming to you with this week's five New Finds! If Miley's boob pasty is controversial enough to do this, then so is Miley's wacky backy. Bitch, I should've set that Chanel jacket alight. Thanks to the Curators who discovered Deptford Goth, Astronomyy, Sweet + Talker, The Deer Tracks and Baby Alpaca. If you've got what it takes to be a Curator, then keep on reading!

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DEPTFORD GOTH

“Sometimes when you're drifting off at night, in that interim between reality and dreaming, you'll imagine you hear a voice, or a gentle melody coaxing you to sleep. This is the space that new artists and possible hypnotists Deptford Goth willingly occupy...”

Discovered by: Pucken

ASTRONOMYY

“Whomever Astronomyy is, he's trying to call his music surf R&B, which will go the fetch route in terms of catching on. It's really just minimalist R&B, with reverbed guitar doing heavy lifting while electronica and percussions interject from time to time...”

Discovered by: Glitch

SWEET + TALKER

“Why don't I let you in on my latest man-crush, Kevin Fisher, aka Sweet + Talker. I mean, why is this so damn good? I think it's catchy as hell, and thanks to our Curator, Francis, I'll be unable to get these ethereal celestial sounds out of my damn head...”

Discovered by: Francis

THE DEER TRACKS

“The Deer Tracks might seem a little female Postal Service-Empire of the-MGMT-ishy? But I can feel this ishy. By the way, I know that may sound snobby and intelligent, but you'll go back to referencing that sound at some point. I know, whatever...”

Discovered by: Pucken

BABY ALPACA

“Brooklyn-born singer-songwriter Chris Kittrell's project Baby Alpaca is a chunk of melancholic sunshine that illuminates the senses with a mix of psychedelic and dream-folk music. His approach to life is what Nas would term 'some Socrates level shit'...”

Discovered by: Pucken

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If you've got what it takes to be a Curator, then sign up here! If BitCandy likes your style, they'll make you a Curator, feature you and your artists on their homepage, offer you the chance to write for their blog and maybe even earn you cash if they sign your New Finds. In the meantime, BitCandy is back on Thursday with their latest discoveries, as brought to you by Miley's camel toe!

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