Hey LA, what the heck are you up to on September 18th?

Don't know? No big plans on the calendar? Nothing ever, so what's the difference? Well, don't fret, we can make that change so so so so so easy. JUST ASK US HOW!!!

What are *we* doing? Funny you should ask. We’re actually throwing a pretty cool party at a pretty cool venue with some pretty cool bands. Yeah, no big deal.

I mean, you’re invited if you want to come— I just figured with all your big plans you wouldn’t want to hear about it.

When is it exactly? Tuesday—September 18th. Yeah, Tuesday *is* the best night to party, that’s just too perfect. Get your tix here!

You should come!

Who’s playing? Oh just these super rad bands you probably haven’t heard of. I mean, they’re super hip underground stuff that only the raddest people get down to. PPL MVR, MXMS and jesse saint john?

Oh yeah, totally. They are the best!! And so different from each other too, that’s why we booked them all that way. We at We Are: The Guard never like to be held down to one genre, so why would we do that to ourselves at our first official party?  Yeti Rock, Dreary Dream-Goth and Indie-Pop? 







This party is gonna be pretty hot. Hot like sexy, but also hot like “that Hanzel is so hot right now.” You don’t know that quote? It’s from Zoolander. Come on. I mean, I’m not gonna hold your hand through this whole thing. You’ve got to fend for yourself at some point.

You know what, if this post hasn’t already sold you maybe it’s just not worth your time. Maybe you should just stay home and watch Zoolander or go out to the same bar you go out to every week?  No big deal if you don’t like having fun.

Or you could get your shit together and make sure you don’t miss out on the party of the blog-century (in our blog-opinion) with some of the raddest underground acts this side of the Terra Firma. It’s gonna be fun. It’s gonna be more than fun— it’s gonna be fantastic.

Show Starts at 8PM. 

It’s at The Echoplex. In Echo Park. Yeah, that *is* a cool venue. What a cool party! What have I been telling you this whole time? The Echoplex is located at 1822 Sunset Blvd, Los Angeles, CA 90026 and if you click that hyperlink it will pull up directions automatically in your app. Or you could give that to your Uber driver if you don’t want to bother with parking / not drinking.

Tickets on Sale Now at Ticketfly.

Okay, see you there!!!


From deep within the murky depths of the Los Angeles River emerged a creature: 50% raver, 50% comedian, 10% Robotcop. Kurt Kroeber doesn’t own a dog, operates Soundbleed (the world’s only dance party comedy talk show rave), and is down to party with you. Come up some time and say “Hey dude!” But definitely make sure to casually drop the secret Illuminati password.