10 TWITTER MOMENTS: DEMI LOVATO WILL PERFORM THE HALFTIME SHOW ONNNEE DAYYY
Hello, everyone, and thanks for joining me for the latest edition of We Are: The Guard's 10 Twitter Moments, or as I prefer to call the social network, Home to the Finest Super Bowl Memes This Side of Left Shark! Anyways, now we're finally clear what a “zaghrouta” is (thanks, Shakira-Shakira!), it's time to check out what else has been going down on the bird app this week! Just make sure to give @WeAreTheGuard a follow in return for us bringing you the following selection of tweets from Demi Lovato, Megan Thee Stallion, Lady Gaga, Lil Nas X, Cardi B, and more! *Winky face*
DEMI LOVATO WILL PERFORM THE HALFTIME SHOW ONNNEE DAYYY
One day, I’m gonna perform the halftime show at the super bowl. Onnnee dayyy....
— Team Demi (@ddlovato) February 2, 2020
She correctly predicted she would perform the national anthem at the Super Bowl 10 years ago, and now Demi Lovato is attempting to do the same thing for the halftime show. Well, if Halsey can manifest a whole-ass relationship over Twitter, then surely ANYTHING IS POSSIBLE?
MEGAN THEE STALLION ON *THOSE* G-EAZY RUMORS
Lol alright nowww y’all got all y’all jokes out but I am not fucking G Eazy.
— HOT GIRL MEG (@theestallion) February 4, 2020
Twitter was sent into meltdown on Monday when footage leaked of Megan Thee Stallion getting up close and personal with G-Eazy. The chief hot girl has since taken to social media to deny rumors she's dating the Halsey cheat (THANK GOD!), although that still doesn't explain why he was sucking on her Fenty like his life depended on it?
LADY GAGA LOVED THE HALFTIME SHOW
. @JLo and @shakira and all the special guests were so incredible!!! What a fun halftime show I danced and smiled the whole time. Such powerful sexy women!!!! On camera and off!!!!! Love you beautiful sexy talented women #SuperBowlHalftimeShow #SuperBowl
— Lady Gaga (@ladygaga) February 3, 2020
The queen of the Super Bowl, Lady Gaga, handing her crown to Jennifer Lopez and Shakira? WE LOVE TO SEE IT!
P.S. Jennifer really said “f*ck The Academy,” huh?
— Jennifer Lopez (@JLo) February 3, 2020
FINNEAS WON A GRAMMY FOR PRODUCER OF THE YEAR FOR A REASON
People act like recording billie’s album in my bedroom was difficult but in reality, every time I’m in a fancy ass studio it takes them a fucking hour to get the aux cord working
— FINNEAS (@finneas) January 30, 2020
TELL THEM, GRAMMY AWARD-WINNING PRODUCER OF THE YEAR!
LIL NAS X IS A KING. THAT'S IT. THAT'S THE TITLE
damn i look good in that pic on god https://t.co/dIIKzTFa6X
— nope (@LilNasX) January 29, 2020
Just admit the reason you're triggered is because you recognize you'll never be able to pull off a pink nudie suit as good as Lil Nas X, Pastor Troy!
PHOEBE BRIDGERS IS A SONGWRITING GENIUS
my writing process ? clean my room masturbate light candles e-mail someone I haven’t spoken to in years pay a parking ticket refill my prescription go pick up my prescription stare at the moon on my way home wonder if my crush is staring at it too oops it’s 9pm time for bed
— traitor joe (@phoebe_bridgers) January 31, 2020
Me every time Phoebe Bridgers tweets:
THUNDERCAT WOULD LIKE TO REMIND YOU TO STAY HYDRATED
— ashy daddy (@Thundercat) January 29, 2020
Just a reminder from Thundercat on the importance of STAYING HYDRATED, PEOPLE!
P.S. OMG COLLAB.
I be feelin crusty lol https://t.co/bttEB66iun
— ashy daddy (@Thundercat) February 2, 2020
KACEY MUSGRAVES IS VERY EXCITED ABOUT THIS EMOJI
MY BRAND IS QUAKING https://t.co/vUWbbvA6P3
— K A C E Y (@KaceyMusgraves) January 31, 2020
The emoji update is here and there's a LOT to be excited about (HELLO, BUBBLE TEA EMOJI!). There's one particular design I can see me overusing to the point of annoyance in my group chats, however, and that's the “smiling face with tear.” FINALLY, an emoji that captures how I feel every time I listen to Golden Hour!
JOHN LEGEND SEASON IS HERE
— John Legend (@johnlegend) February 4, 2020
It's February, the month of romance, which can only mean one thing: IT'S JOHN LEGEND SEASON, BABY! To celebrate, John has dutifully recreated Mariah Carey's now-legendary video announcing the arrival of Christmas, right down to its unfathomably high note. Just don't tell him wifey remains decisively unimpressed:
Oh my god is this why you didn’t wanna do it in our own bedroom and let me sleep through it what the fuck is this oh my god oh my god baaaahahahahahahha oh my god https://t.co/HcUcpT4sDp
— christine teigen (@chrissyteigen) February 4, 2020
CARDI B GETS THE FACEAPP TREATMENT
Who did this to me pic.twitter.com/UZxS2Z00uQ
— iamcardib (@iamcardib) February 4, 2020
Okay, can we just take a moment to appreciate how FINE Carlos B would be? Taylor, the Creator, too? These FaceApp edits are killing me!
NIGGA I'D BE BAD https://t.co/ecg3IZoqdY
— Tyler, The Creator (@tylerthecreator) February 5, 2020
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Jess Grant is a frustrated writer hailing from London, England. When she isn't tasked with disentangling her thoughts from her brain and putting them on paper, Jess can generally be found listening to The Beatles, or cooking vegetarian food.