10 TWITTER MOMENTS: DOJA CAT HAD NO TIME FOR DISRESPECTFUL TROLLS

by Jess Grant
8/17/22

Photo by Doja Cat

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Check out the latest edition of We Are: The Guard's 10 Twitter Moments, featuring Doja Cat, Tyler, the Creator, Charli XCX, and lots more!

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DOJA CAT HAD NO TIME FOR DISRESPECTFUL TROLLS

I KNOW THAT'S RIGHT. The hate Doja Cat had been receiving online ever since she decided to shave off her hair and eyebrows has been absolutely gross and disrespectful. Shout out to the Planet Her queen for standing up to the trolls. Personally, I think she looks totally badass with a buzz cut!

 

TYLER, THE CREATOR WENT ON AN IMPORTANT RANT

Between complaining about sweaty handshakes and sparkling water (or, as I like to call it, liquid TV static), Tyler, the Creator was clearly not having a great day on Thursday. Haha. Still, it's refreshing to see a celebrity using their voice and platform to bring light to these important, if not hugely divisive issues!

 

CHARLI XCX SAVED STEVE HARRINGTON FROM VECNA

OMG. The taste really is tasting, huh? Not that this'll come as a surprise to fans and listeners of Joe Keery's musical handle, Djo. Just one question: What Charli XCX song would save Steve Harrington from the grips of Vecna and The Upside Down? I'm definitely thinking "Vroom Vroom" or "Hot in It!"

 

RINGO STARR GOT BULLIED INTO HAVING A PEDICURE

Should this tweet and photo come with a trigger warning? Because I feel like they should come with a trigger warning? To quote the man himself: "I'm warning you with peace and love." LOL. If Beatles drummer and Twitter legend Ringo Starr didn't have a WikiFeet entry before today, he surely does now!

 

ADELE SERVED BOND GIRL CHIC IN ELLE MAGAZINE

Adele serving Bond Girl Chic? *SCREAMS!*

 

CARDI B SPOKE FOR ALL OF US WITH FOREHEAD ACNE

The way this could be my Google search history? BE GONE, FOREHEAD ACNE. If you're also struggling with your skin, I recommend peeping some of the answers to this tweet, including this reply from the legendary Missy Elliott. As for me, I think I'll go with the easiest solution to the problem: Photoshop!

 

HALLE BAILEY SHUT DOWN THE MARVEL CASTING RUMORS

Halle Bailey really said: "YOU JUST MADE THAT UP." With her starring role in Disney's live-action remake of The Little Mermaid and a confirmed appearance in Ethan Berger's The Line, Halle Bailey is quite clearly booked and busy. Unfortunately, however, it seems Halle still isn't part of the MCU. SOON?

 

KENDRICK LAMAR MADE HIS POETIC TWITTER RETURN

WAKE UP, BABE, NEW KENDRICK LAMAR TWEETS. As K-Dot fans can confirm, it's extremely rare the man himself takes to social media, so these comments on The Big Steppers Tour came as a very dope surprise on Saturday. Even his tweets are like poetry (Translation: I don't understand them)!

 

GRIMES REVEALED HER PLANS TO GET BODY MODIFICATIONS

Grimes has officially peaked, I repeat, Grimes has officially peaked. Forget experimental eye surgery, the Miss Anthropocene singer-songwriter is now turning her attention to elf ears and vampire teeth. Honestly, I think both of these body modifications would look truly awesome on Claire Boucher. Fangs > BBL!

 

EMINEM HUNG OUT WITH DR. DRE AND SNOOP DOGG

Me getting ready for Eminem, Dr. Dre, and Snoop Dogg to drop new music:

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Jess Grant is a frustrated writer hailing from London, England. When she isn't tasked with disentangling her thoughts from her brain and putting them on paper, Jess can generally be found listening to The Beatles, or cooking vegetarian food.