10 TWITTER MOMENTS: MILEY CYRUS MARKS 11 YEARS OF HITTING THE BONG

by Jess Grant
12/1/21

Hi, Twitterheads! How are you? How are your Christmas preparations coming along? Have you managed to start your gift shopping yet? Anyways! If you're looking to take a break from all of the furious Etsy scrolling, then I'm pleased to tell you you're in the right place. Jack Dorsey may be stepping down as Twitter CEO, but the team and I are as committed as ever to bringing you all of the juiciest musical tweets. Check out the latest edition of We Are: The Guard's 10 Twitter Moments, featuring Miley Cyrus, Dionne Warwick, Harry Styles, and lots more below!

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MILEY CYRUS MARKS 11 YEARS OF HITTING THE BONG

OMG! TMZ leaking footage of former Disney Princess Miley Cyrus taking a salvia hit was a moment! A cultural reset! An event of truly historic proportions! Miley is totally right – why hasn't this been made a national holiday? 420 quite literally has nothing on Hannah Bongtana!

 

DIONNE WARWICK IS THE TWITTER CEO WE DESERVE

From the Queen of Twitter to CEO of Twitter? I'm not sure if that's a promotion or demotion, but regardless, I can't think of anyone better to replace Jack Dorsey as the Head of Twitter than Dionne Warwick. Just promise us you'll finally give us an edit button, Dionne?

 

HARRY STYLES BRINGS LOVE ON TOUR TO A CLOSE

Can you believe Love on Tour is over already? It feels like only yesterday Harry Styles was kicking off his North American dates in Las Vegas. I'm going to miss the iconic outfits and footage of Olivia Wilde dancing along to One Direction songs so much. THE END OF AN ERA!

 

BTS PAYS TRIBUTE TO LOUIS VUITTON DESIGNER VIRGIL ABLOH

Virgil Abloh's death came as a massive shock last weekend, with artists from around the world heading to Twitter to pay their respects. Louis Vuitton brand ambassadors BTS was among those remembering the fashion visionary, who died from cancer aged 41 on Sunday. RIP to a King!

 

MEGAN THEE STALLION HAD THE BEST THANKSGIVING PLATE

Now that's what you call a Thanksgiving plate, Megan Thee Stallion! No, really – that mac and cheese and those collard greens got me feeling some type of way! Oh, and can we talk about how freaking cute Megan's furbabies Foe and Oneita are looking in their matching denim outfits?

 

CARDI B REMINDS US WHY KULTURE IS A FASHION ICON

That moment when a three-year-old is working an outfit worth more than the entire contents of your bank account. LMAO! Jokes aside – Kulture is really out here living the life of a fashion icon, huh? I mean – that pose? That pout? EVERYTHING! P.S. Who wants to buy me that bag?

 

CHARLI XCX HAD A WARDROBE MALFUNCTION DURING THE ARIAS

LMAO! Not Charli XCX having a nip slip while presenting an ARIA Award to The Kid LAROI and Justin Bieber on Australian television? As a fan of spaghetti-strap dresses, I can confirm the struggle is real. Charli deals with her wardrobe malfunction like a total trooper, of course!

 

ARIANA GRANDE IS THE BEST JUDGE IN THE HISTORY OF THE VOICE

It's Ariana Grande being the kindest, sweetest, and most passionate Voice judge in television history for me? Can I also talk about how much I'm totally living for Ariana and Blake Shelton's friendship? Those two need to be given their own reality show, already! P.S. GO #TEAMARIANA!

 

LIZZO WENT TO SEE HER BFFS BTS AT SOFI STADIUM

It was only last week Lizzo was living her best life at the Harry Styles show, and on Saturday, the "Rumors" singer was back on her bullshit at the BTS concert at SoFi Stadium in Los Angeles. The Korean spin on the "Bye, bitch!" meme at the end of this video, though?

 

LIL NAS X IS A WHOLE MOOD THIS DECEMBER 1ST

Erm, me the minute it turned December 1st, much?

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Jess Grant is a frustrated writer hailing from London, England. When she isn't tasked with disentangling her thoughts from her brain and putting them on paper, Jess can generally be found listening to The Beatles, or cooking vegetarian food.