10 TWITTER MOMENTS: MILEY CYRUS SHARES BEHIND-THE-SCENE WEDDING PHOTOS

2/20/19
10 Twitter Moments

I'll be honest, pretty much the only reason why I use social media these days is for the celebs. Like, I don't CARE that my friend-who-I-haven't-seen-since-high school's kid took their first steps yesterday. BIG DEAL. Inject all of the videos of Kulture saying “mama” to Cardi B and Offset into my veins, however. Let's face it, celebs are just like us, but 1,000 times better, which is why we take it upon ourselves here at We Are: The Guard to bring you all of their best social media moments in the form of our weekly Twitter and Instagram columns. Join the team and I as we attempt to overcome the Hump Day Slump, then, with yet another edition of 10 Twitter Moments, featuring Miley Cyrus, Ariana Grande, Katy Perry, and more.

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MILEY CYRUS SHARES BEHIND-THE-SCENE WEDDING PHOTOS

Everything about Miley Cyrus and Liam Hemsworth's wedding was goals, right down to the vegan catering. Who needs a first dance when you can have first dibs on the buffet table?! P.S. Noah wore a BEANIE?!

 

ARIANA GRANDE WANTS TO KNOW WHAT SOUP YOU ARE

So, having thought long and hard about this very important question, I've decided that I'm a hot-and-spicy ramen-noodle soup. What can I say?! I'm a fiery character who packs a punch and leaves a tingle on the tongue... Nina Nesbitt wins with her response, though:

 

CLEAN BANDIT ARE CHUCK-E.-CHEESE'S TRUTHERS

And I thought that Juicy J had been watching too many Shane Dawson videos! Jokes aside, I genuinely haven't stopped thinking about the whole Chuck E. Cheese's pizza-recycling conspiracy theory ever since I watched Shane's documentary... My entire childhood suddenly feels like a lie!

 

CARDI B IS THE QUEEN OF TMI

Belcalis...I...

 

BLINK-182'S MARK HOPPUS IS A DAD-JOKE EXTRAORDINAIRE

It's good to know that everyone's favorite early-aughts skate-punk bassist Mark Hoppus has “still got it” in the dad-joke department! And here's me thinking that he'd comically peaked with the “All the Small Things” video! (In all seriousness, Mark's Twitter feed is consistently hilarious and I highly recommend that you follow him.)

 

JAPANESE BREAKFAST DOESN'T NEED YOUR ADVICE, THANK YOU VERY MUCH

And this week in “Mediocre Man in a Gibson T-Shirt Knows Best.” Honestly, it's beyond depressing how many female artists are replying to this post saying that they've had similar experiences to J-Brekkie. Keep your unsolicited advice to yourselves, a-holes! (Oh, and “Till Death” is a masterpiece!

 

KATY PERRY AND DUA LIPA SHARE THE LOVE

The abs on Dua Lipa's Madame Tussauds wax figure > Zedd and Katy Perry's “365.” Don't @ me.

 

LANA DEL REY IS A CRYPTIC ICON

Lana Del Rey: *Tweets anything*

Me:

 

 

KACEY MUSGRAVES IS WRITING A MUSICAL

So, not content with having won the Grammy Award for Album of the Year, Kacey Musgraves is apparently also setting her sights on the Tony Award for Best Musical. This girl is officially on her way to an EGOT faster than you can say “Barbara Streisand.” P.S. May I also suggest the song title “Stop Posting Photos of Your Lunch, Nobody Cares?!”

 

“WEIRD AL” YANKOVIC > KENNY G

Now THIS is my kind of Valentine's Day surprise! Why have Kenny G when you can have “Weird Al” Yankovic?! Maybe take note for next year, Kanye?! (By the way, has anyone actually seen “Weird Al” and Kenny in the same room together?! CONSPIRACY!)

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Jess Grant is a frustrated writer hailing from London, England. When she isn't tasked with disentangling her thoughts from her brain and putting them on paper, Jess can generally be found listening to The Beatles, or cooking vegetarian food.