10 TWITTER MOMENTS: CARDI B & NICKI MINAJ DOG WALK TOMI LAHREN

by Jess Grant
2/6/19

Hi, guys, and thanks for joining me for the latest edition of We Are: The Guard's 10 Twitter Moments!!! That's right, between the problematic 21 Savage memes and people complaining about the Super Bowl, I'm pleased to say that the team and I managed to find plenty of celebrity tweets worth featuring this week! If you're searching for some Hump Day entertainment to see you through until the weekend, then, look no further than the following 280-character highlights from Cardi B & Nicki Minaj, Kid Cudi, Halsey, Ariana Grande, Dua Lipa, and many more!!!

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CARDI B & NICKI MINAJ DOG WALK TOMI LAHREN

I'm SOOO here for Cardi B and Nicki Minaj putting aside their differences to collectively dog walk Tomi Lahren. 21 Savage's arrest is far from a joke, so please think twice before sharing any of those dumb-ass, tone-deaf memes currently doing the rounds on social media (cc: Demi Lovato). Here's hoping that Saint Laurent Don is reunited with his loved ones soon. #Free21

 

HAPPY BIRTHDAY KID CUDI

Nothing to see here, just Kanye West, Timothée Chalamet, Kid Cudi, and Pete Davidson casually hanging out in the same room together to celebrate Kid Cudi's birthday last Wednesday. Welcome to the simulation, everybody!!! By the way...did you know that this photograph was the true inspiration behind Leonardo da Vinci's The Last Supper?! The more you know!!!

 

PROTECT WINGTIP AT ALL COSTS

Wingtip is no doubt one of the most talented and underrated artists that I've ever had the pleasure to write on here at We Are: The Guard, so it goes without saying that this tweet totally warmed my heart. Life is full of ups and downs, and sometimes it can feel like the whole world is against you, but let this message serve as a reminder to never give up on your dreams <333. Brb, going to listen to Wingtip's entire discography.

 

HALSEY IS NO MANIC PIXIE DREAM GIRL

People to not trust:

–People who dislike Halsey
–People who dislike Halsey
–People who dislike Halsey

P.S. Am I the only one who's picking up some SEEERIOUS shade towards G-Eazy from this tweet?!? Haaa! Team Halsey and YUNGBLUD for LIFEEE!!!

 

JESSE SAINT JOHN CALLS OUT THE SUPER BOWL

RIGHT, JESSE?!? The double standard was clear to see during this year's Super Bowl... Not to mention that I found Janet Jackson's pasties a whole lot less offensive than Adam Levine's half-naked torso... Just bring on the day when jesse saint john is headlining the Halftime Show alongside Charli XCX and Kim Petras!!!

 

LIL PUMP SAYS THAT LADY GAGA IS GOING TO BE ON HARVERD DROPOUT

Lady Gaga reading this while at the Oscars luncheon like...


...meanwhile, has anyone informed Lil Pump that Portishead's Geoff Barrow is coming to sue his sorry ass?!

 

ARIANA “JAPANESE BARBECUE FINGER ” GRANDE WANTS TMZ TO “GET OFF HER NUTS”

And this week in “Pop Star Gets Poorly Thought-Out Tattoo.” Something tells me that Ariana Grande should have just gone down the Kelsy Karter route and hired a special effects artist to do her most recent inking. Anyways...am I the only one who thinks that “Japanese Barbecue Finger ♡” sounds like a long-lost Grimes song?!

 

DUA LIPA IS OVER TOXIC TWITTER

F-A-C-T-S. I live for Twitter (why else do you think that I write this column?!?!?) although it can be easy to forget just how toxic a place it is sometimes. Shout-out to Queen Dua for reminding us that it's okay to unplug from the insanity every once in a while and not let social media define us. Alexa, play “Swan Song.”

 

LEWIS CAPALDI IS GETTING THAT MONEY

And this is why Lewis Capaldi is my favorite person on Twitter!!! I love that the Scottish singer-songwriter always keeps his trademark sense of humor about him, even when discussing something like his mental health issues. Here's to more open, honest anxiety role models like him. P.S. Oh, hi, Nina Nesbitt!!!

 

JUICY J IS A CONSPIRACY THEORIST NOW

Somebody has been watching too many Shane Dawson conspiracy theory videos...


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Jess Grant is a frustrated writer hailing from London, England. When she isn't tasked with disentangling her thoughts from her brain and putting them on paper, Jess can generally be found listening to The Beatles, or cooking vegetarian food.