10 TWITTER MOMENTS: PHOEBE BRIDGERS SHOULD HAVE BEEN IN TWILIGHT
Well, well, well. It’s definitely been a quiet week on Twitter, hasn’t it? Only kidding, LOL! I’m not going to lie – it’s kind of a relief to be able to finally scroll through my feed without seeing a certain someone throwing a 280-character tantrum. And, no – I’m not talking about Kanye West. ANYWAYS! Before any more news happens, let’s move swiftly on with the latest edition of We Are: The Guard’s 10 Twitter Moments. Just don’t forget to head over here after checking out the following tweets from Phoebe Bridgers, Ariana Grande, Cardi B, and plenty of others!
PHOEBE BRIDGERS SHOULD HAVE BEEN IN TWILIGHT
the twilight soundtrack really dodged a bullet by existing before I made music
— traitor joe (@phoebe_bridgers) January 11, 2021
Phoebe Bridgers makes music for grown adults who still cry themselves to sleep every night while listening to the Twilight soundtrack. I can say that, because I *am* one of those grown adults. “Roslyn” is a depressive slap, okay?
ARIANA GRANDE SHARES ANOTHER STUNNING SELFIE
— Ariana Grande (@ArianaGrande) January 10, 2021
OMG! Ariana Grande really woke up on Sunday morning and said “I’m going to break Twitter with the most stunning selfie to have ever graced the Internet,” huh? Enjoy those 1 million likes, sis!
CARDI B GOT CAUGHT TALKING TO HERSELF AGAIN
I really hate when offset be trying to catch me talkin to myself in the bathroom. Like ....Let me and Belcalis have our conversations in peace motherfucker.
— iamcardib (@iamcardib) January 9, 2021
LMAO! Right, Belcalis? Mind your damn business while us crazies are talking to ourselves! Plus, let’s be honest – those little bathroom conversations certainly help to pass the time better than crosswords.
OFFSET REALLY WANTS POPEYES TO BRING BACK THEIR DIRTY RICE
Somebody tell me why Popeyes do not serve dirty rice nomo!!???!!
— OFFSET (@OffsetYRN) January 10, 2021
GASP! This is almost as hurtful and offensive to me as that time Taco Bell axed potatoes from their menu. Seriously, though – what are Offset and I supposed to do now? *Cook* for ourselves? UGH! No, thank you!
Ommgggg you was so mad https://t.co/SacrvmZNOX
— iamcardib (@iamcardib) January 11, 2021
STEVIE WONDER RESPONDS TO THE SHOCKING CAPITOL RIOT
I am heartbroken and astounded that this narcissistic and dangerous president would put lives in danger and encourage violent sedition against our government. That man is no longer able to serve as President because he can't accept defeat. Can we afford 2 more weeks? I say NO!
— Stevie Wonder (@StevieWonder) January 6, 2021
A whole lot of artists had a whole lot to say on Twitter last Wednesday following the Capitol riot, including the legendary Stevie Wonder. Can we make this man president for the next seven days, already?
America, PLEASE put some respect on America’s name.
— Stevie Wonder (@StevieWonder) January 6, 2021
LIL NAS X GIVES THE INTERNET A MUCH-NEEDED LAUGH
that’s enough i’m stepping in pic.twitter.com/a4dKFdjLgE
— nope (@LilNasX) January 6, 2021
Me reading this tweet:
why is twitter always at its funniest when the world is collapsing
— nope (@LilNasX) January 7, 2021
RINA SAWAYAMA NEEDS TO GO ON THE GREAT BRITISH BAKING SHOW
I’m reading the Power of Now and Come as You Are which has both been v transformative ! some other books I been loving include @halsey’s poetry and If I Had your face !
— RINA SAWAYAMA (@rinasawayama) January 11, 2021
Rina Sawayama baking sourdough bread and recommending books to read is the kind of Quarantine Content™ I live and breathe for. I mean – carbs and poetry? Name a more iconic duo – I’ll wait!
PARAMORE ARE TIKTOK’S BRAND NEW FAVORITE BAND
why is Paramore always goin viral on tiktok? we aren't even on there why are y'all being this nice what's the catch?
— hayley from Paramore (@yelyahwilliams) January 9, 2021
Paramore going viral and finding themselves a whole new generation of fans is the best thing that’s ever happened on TikTok. That, and the Buss It Challenge, but I digress. Alexa, play “All I Wanted!”
welcome, my babies https://t.co/tTorQDRtxk
— hayley from Paramore (@yelyahwilliams) January 10, 2021
NICKI MINAJ IS STILL HAVING PREGNANCY CRAVINGS
Ice is so freaking good. Rlly can’t stop eating it. Help.
— Mrs. Petty (@NICKIMINAJ) January 9, 2021
The last time I checked, Nicki Minaj had most definitely given birth. And, yet, here she is, still experiencing weird-ass pregnancy cravings? Or maybe she just really likes ice? You do you, Onika!
ALISON WONDERLAND FINALLY REUNITES WITH HER FAMILY
— ALISON WONDERLAND (@awonderland) January 5, 2021
I’m not crying, you’re crying! Okay, fine – I’m crying. If there’s one thing COVID has taught us, it’s the importance of family, and this video of Alison Wonderland hugging hers for the first time in over a year beautifully sums that up. BRB, I’m calling my mom.
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Jess Grant is a frustrated writer hailing from London, England. When she isn't tasked with disentangling her thoughts from her brain and putting them on paper, Jess can generally be found listening to The Beatles, or cooking vegetarian food.