10 TWITTER MOMENTS: PHOEBE BRIDGERS WANTS YOU TO GET VACCINATED
Meanwhile, the brave fight for the edit button continues.
okay confirmed it did
— Twitter (@Twitter) August 11, 2021
Check out the latest edition of We Are: The Guard's 10 Twitter Moments, featuring Phoebe Bridgers, Halsey, Troye Sivan, and more!
PHOEBE BRIDGERS WANTS YOU TO GET VACCINATED
get vaccinated or I’ll spit in your eyeball https://t.co/JGJ0zEBDVn
— traitor joe (@phoebe_bridgers) August 13, 2021
That moment when you're double vaccinated, but want Phoebe Bridgers to spit in your eyeball regardless. This really isn't the motivational speech Phoebe thinks it is! Oh, and while we're here, can we take a moment to appreciate this fan's tattoos? Boob size aside, I'm totally obsessed with both of them!
wow thanks for making my tits giant https://t.co/jyFHNxXoX7
— traitor joe (@phoebe_bridgers) August 15, 2021
HALSEY READIES IF I CAN'T HAVE LOVE, I WANT POWER
it feels very cool to have an album with no features again. It felt like this had to be entirely from my voice, similarly to Badlands. I can’t wait for you to hear everything.
— h (@halsey) August 11, 2021
The countdown to If I Can't Have Love, I Want Power is officially on, you guys! I don't think I've been this excited for an album in a very, very long time. The fact it's produced by Trent Reznor and Atticus Ross? The fact it's accompanied by a whole-ass movie shot in IMAX? Bring on August 27th!
damn I am EXCITED
— h (@halsey) August 15, 2021
TROYE SIVAN IS A CELEBRITY WHO ACTUALLY SHOWERS
Just so you all know i bathe every day and wash my hair twice a week. I wear anti-perspirant deodorant with a mild scent and then spray 2-3 pumps of my cologne on top of my clothes in the morning. I wear underwear and socks once before washing and t-shirts twice. I use a loofah i
— troye (@troyesivan) August 13, 2021
My Twitter feed has been packed with famous people proudly declaring they don't shower over the last few weeks (I'm looking at you, Mila Kunis, Ashton Kutcher, and Jake Gyllenhal), so it makes for a refreshing change to find a celebrity fully committed to their hygiene routine! We stan an unmusty legend!
FINNEAS SHARES A STATEMENT ABOUT HIS PERSONAL HYGIENE
Since my tour is officially on sale as of today, I thought I’d weigh in on the whole “celebrities don’t shower” thing. I haven’t taken a shower since I was on the show Glee in 2015. I smell atrocious. Almost no one will come near me. No regrets. See you at a show!
— FINNEAS (@finneas) August 13, 2021
Clearly, Troye Sivan wasn't the only musician with mustiness on the brain on Friday! I'm not entirely sure how this revelation is going to help Billie Eilish's big brother FINNEAS with selling tickets to his tour, but I appreciate his honesty and candidness nevertheless. BRB, applying some deodorant!
can’t wait to smell you
— ethan (@CrankGameplays) August 13, 2021
DIONNE WARWICK SHADES SMELLY FAMOUS PEOPLE
It’s wonderful so many have supported Britney! I’ve just heard the news! Wonderful things can happen when we stand together… but not too close because I have just learned that some of you do not bathe.
— Dionne Warwick (@dionnewarwick) August 12, 2021
Dionne Warwick throwing shade at musty famous people? This! Is! Everything! As far as I'm concerned, this ought to be the last we have to say on the bathing matter! P.S. Is anyone living for the fact both Dionne and Cher are being so supportive and protective of Britney Spears? Best aunties of all time, much?
Time of death: this tweet… pic.twitter.com/723yHtJrBK
— Joy-Ann (Pro-Democracy) Reid (@JoyAnnReid) August 13, 2021
CHER IS THE QUEEN OF THE COWGIRLS
No Frills,No Stylist,No Make up person,No
Hair Stylist.Just Bought Same Jeans 50 yrs Later.28 Not 24 pic.twitter.com/ZXmh7DWS8Z
— Cher (@cher) August 15, 2021
There's nothing, I repeat nothing, like a good pair of jeans to keep you young! Just ask the aforementioned music and fashion icon Cher, who recently took to Twitter to showcase her trustiest Levis. Can we also talk about the fact Cher basically invented The Yeehaw Aesthetic? We love, love, love to see it!
LIZZO IS LEARNING TO LOVE HERSELF
Loving yourself in a world that don’t love u back takes an incredible amount of self awareness & a bullshit detector that can see through ass backwards societal standards…
if u managed to love yourself today I’m proud of u.
If u haven’t, I’m still proud of u. This shits hard
— ALL THE RUMORS ARE TRUE (@lizzo) August 15, 2021
WE MUST PROTECT LIZZO AT ALL COSTS! Can you believe people are really out here hating on one of the most inspirational and uplifting artists of our generation? I don't care what the trolls have to say, "Rumors" is the bop of the century, and that video? Disney's Hercules could quite literally never!
CARDI B IS THE BEST FRIEND LIZZO DESERVES
She is just stunning Her face is gorgeous. pic.twitter.com/z85oYha2Qj
— iamcardib (@iamcardib) August 13, 2021
GET YOURSELF A BEST FRIEND LIKE CARDI B! It's no secret Lizzo has had a very tough few days with the haters and trolls, but seeing the likes of Cardi, Chloe Bailey, and Bella Poarch coming to her defense and supporting her on Twitter has been really heartening! What did we do to deserve women?
When you stand up for yourself they claim your problematic & sensitive.When you don’t they tear you apart until you crying like this. Whether you skinny,big,plastic, they going to always try to put their insecurities on you.Remember these are nerds looking at the popular table. https://t.co/jE5eJw8XP6
— iamcardib (@iamcardib) August 15, 2021
KACEY MUSGRAVES SEASON APPROACHING
I gotchu. https://t.co/1Zl4TLMVPS
— K A C E Y (@KaceyMusgraves) August 17, 2021
SAD GIRL SEASON APPROACHING! It's been almost three and a half years since Kacey Musgraves lit up our lives with the GRAMMY Award-winning Golden Hour, so it's safe to say we fans are more than ready for new music. Just give me a second to dust down my cowboy boots and order in some pumpkin spice candles!
the gays getting ready to rock to a new Kacey album in the fall pic.twitter.com/NhTdX645sn
— Sam Stryker (@sbstryker) August 17, 2021
DOJA CAT REVEALS HER UNICORN BOOBS
— DR. POOP (@DojaCat) August 13, 2021
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Jess Grant is a frustrated writer hailing from London, England. When she isn't tasked with disentangling her thoughts from her brain and putting them on paper, Jess can generally be found listening to The Beatles, or cooking vegetarian food.