10 TWITTER MOMENTS: PHOEBE BRIDGERS WANTS YOU TO GET VACCINATED

by Jess Grant
8/18/21

This week, Twitter rolled out a new font that gave lots of people migraines, and announced a bunch of other visual updates to come.

Meanwhile, the brave fight for the edit button continues.

Check out the latest edition of We Are: The Guard's 10 Twitter Moments, featuring Phoebe Bridgers, Halsey, Troye Sivan, and more!

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PHOEBE BRIDGERS WANTS YOU TO GET VACCINATED

That moment when you're double vaccinated, but want Phoebe Bridgers to spit in your eyeball regardless. This really isn't the motivational speech Phoebe thinks it is! Oh, and while we're here, can we take a moment to appreciate this fan's tattoos? Boob size aside, I'm totally obsessed with both of them!

 

HALSEY READIES IF I CAN'T HAVE LOVE, I WANT POWER

The countdown to If I Can't Have Love, I Want Power is officially on, you guys! I don't think I've been this excited for an album in a very, very long time. The fact it's produced by Trent Reznor and Atticus Ross? The fact it's accompanied by a whole-ass movie shot in IMAX? Bring on August 27th!

 

TROYE SIVAN IS A CELEBRITY WHO ACTUALLY SHOWERS

My Twitter feed has been packed with famous people proudly declaring they don't shower over the last few weeks (I'm looking at you, Mila Kunis, Ashton Kutcher, and Jake Gyllenhal), so it makes for a refreshing change to find a celebrity fully committed to their hygiene routine! We stan an unmusty legend!

 

FINNEAS SHARES A STATEMENT ABOUT HIS PERSONAL HYGIENE

Clearly, Troye Sivan wasn't the only musician with mustiness on the brain on Friday! I'm not entirely sure how this revelation is going to help Billie Eilish's big brother FINNEAS with selling tickets to his tour, but I appreciate his honesty and candidness nevertheless. BRB, applying some deodorant!

 

DIONNE WARWICK SHADES SMELLY FAMOUS PEOPLE

Dionne Warwick throwing shade at musty famous people? This! Is! Everything! As far as I'm concerned, this ought to be the last we have to say on the bathing matter! P.S. Is anyone living for the fact both Dionne and Cher are being so supportive and protective of Britney Spears? Best aunties of all time, much?

 

CHER IS THE QUEEN OF THE COWGIRLS

There's nothing, I repeat nothing, like a good pair of jeans to keep you young! Just ask the aforementioned music and fashion icon Cher, who recently took to Twitter to showcase her trustiest Levis. Can we also talk about the fact Cher basically invented The Yeehaw Aesthetic? We love, love, love to see it!

 

LIZZO IS LEARNING TO LOVE HERSELF

WE MUST PROTECT LIZZO AT ALL COSTS! Can you believe people are really out here hating on one of the most inspirational and uplifting artists of our generation? I don't care what the trolls have to say, "Rumors" is the bop of the century, and that video? Disney's Hercules could quite literally never!

 

CARDI B IS THE BEST FRIEND LIZZO DESERVES

GET YOURSELF A BEST FRIEND LIKE CARDI B! It's no secret Lizzo has had a very tough few days with the haters and trolls, but seeing the likes of Cardi, Chloe Bailey, and Bella Poarch coming to her defense and supporting her on Twitter has been really heartening! What did we do to deserve women?

 

KACEY MUSGRAVES SEASON APPROACHING

SAD GIRL SEASON APPROACHING! It's been almost three and a half years since Kacey Musgraves lit up our lives with the GRAMMY Award-winning Golden Hour, so it's safe to say we fans are more than ready for new music. Just give me a second to dust down my cowboy boots and order in some pumpkin spice candles!

 

DOJA CAT REVEALS HER UNICORN BOOBS

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Jess Grant is a frustrated writer hailing from London, England. When she isn't tasked with disentangling her thoughts from her brain and putting them on paper, Jess can generally be found listening to The Beatles, or cooking vegetarian food.