10 TWITTER MOMENTS: P!NK ISN'T HERE FOR PLASTIC SURGERY
Music Twitter is a toxic dumpster fire, but you should have realized by now I'm a messy bitch who lives for drama.
Scrolling through celebrity social media is basically a way of life for me at this point. Everyone knows the best tea is made for sharing, however. Pull up a chair, then, as it's time to check out this week's edition of We Are: The Guard's 10 Twitter Moments, featuring P!nk, Ariana Grande, Mariah Carey, and more.
P!NK ISN'T HERE FOR PLASTIC SURGERY
I’m fortunate because I’ve never really depended on my looks. I’ve decided that my talent and my individuality is far more important than my face. So get on board cause I am about to AGE THE OL FASHIONED WAY (in a tutu ruling shit at 30 mph 100 ft in the air over 40) yasssssssss
— P!nk (@Pink) January 20, 2020
P!nk is such a rock star! The singer has been the definition of authentic from the very beginning, and while I still say she doesn't look a day over 30, I'm totally behind her decision to age naturally and gracefully!
Kelly Clarkson too!
I feel you .... except for, you know, the flying through the air thing You know what, I’ll keep holding it down on the ground for us and you keep the air safe. I’ve always enjoyed teamwork https://t.co/XilNPfwnC9
— Kelly Clarkson (@kellyclarkson) January 20, 2020
MILEY CYRUS WOULD LIKE TO REMIND YOU SHE'S ALWAYS BEEN A PUNK
— Miley Ray Cyrus (@MileyCyrus) January 17, 2020
I'm sorry, but, never let anyone tell you Miley Cyrus isn't punk. The girl has been all about the anarchy since the days of Disney. I mean, would you look at that hair and eyeliner?! Petition for Miley to bring back this iconic, legendary era, much?!
we know.. https://t.co/HNqNrfRrmf
— SWMRS (@swmrs) January 17, 2020
ARIANA GRANDE <3 MUSIC
wow music is really the most incredible thing in the entire world
— Ariana Grande (@ArianaGrande) January 18, 2020
JUSTIN BIEBER REFLECTS ON 10 YEARS OF “BABY”
10 years pic.twitter.com/v6xH8YlBfD
— Justin Bieber (@justinbieber) January 18, 2020
I can't believe it's been 10 years since Justin Bieber released “Baby.” Is it me or does it only feel like yesterday he was out here in his purple cardigan and becoming the meme prince of our dreams?
I'm not even going to lie, it's still a low-key bop.
PHOEBE BRIDGERS NEEDS YOUR PODCAST RECOMMENDATIONS
I’m out of podcasts is this what death is like
— traitor joe (@phoebe_bridgers) 15 January 2020
Someone call 9-11! Phoebe Bridgers has run out of podcasts and I'm quite honestly in fear for her life! Can we get some recommendations going in her replies, please?! My Dad Wrote a Porno is mine!
It looks like Sia is in need of our help too!
Also, any podcast recommendations?
— sia (@Sia) 17 January 2020
CARDI B WOULD LIKE TO PROPOSE AN EXPERIMENT
Somebody told me that’s human pee will help your hair grow? ......can somebody try it and tell me if it works ?
— iamcardib (@iamcardib) January 19, 2020
Okay, so I know the Bardigang are some of the most loyal stans around, but really, Cardi?!
I got that shlonggg pic.twitter.com/fKS1wQOxJ2
— iamcardib (@iamcardib) January 16, 2020
LEWIS CAPALDI IS A VERY SEXY MAN
I’ve decided that I’m equally as handsome as Shawn Mendes and Bieber pic.twitter.com/QO9F4PdxlP
— Lewis Capaldi (@LewisCapaldi) January 16, 2020
Can I be completely honest?! I'm genuinely attracted to Lewis Capaldi. Perhaps it's his Scottish sex appeal, or perhaps it's the fact he can pull off any pair of sunglasses of his choosing, but I'd take the “Bruises” singer over Shawn Mendes and Justin Bieber any day!
MARIAH CAREY IS GETTING INDUCTED INTO THE SONGWRITERS HALL OF FAME
— Mariah Carey (@MariahCarey) January 17, 2020
It's been a long time coming, but Mariah Carey is finally getting inducted into the Songwriters Hall of Fame! There's no doubt about it, Mariah deserves this recognition more than most, having written 18 of her 19 No. 1s over the years. Congratulations queen!
GRIMES AND REZZ ARE COLLABORATING
— GRIMES (@Grimezsz) 15 January 2020
Grimes and Rezz > Grimes and Elon Musk. I'm so excited to see what this couple of mad scientists come up with in the studio. Perhaps we can get Alison Wonderland involved too? Just saying!
THUNDERCAT PAYS TRIBUTE TO MAC MILLER ON HIS 28TH BIRTHDAY
“If life is just a dream, then so are we”
Happy birthday Mac. pic.twitter.com/AEloZpEMJ3
— ashy daddy (@Thundercat) January 19, 2020
Mac Miller + Thundercat = pic.twitter.com/ffKw6MJJE4
— We Are: The Guard (@WeAreTheGuard) January 16, 2020
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Jess Grant is a frustrated writer hailing from London, England. When she isn't tasked with disentangling her thoughts from her brain and putting them on paper, Jess can generally be found listening to The Beatles, or cooking vegetarian food.