10 TWITTER MOMENTS: TAYLOR SWIFT CALLS OUT GINNY & GEORGIA

by Jess Grant
3/3/21

Hi, everyone, and thanks for joining me for the latest edition of We Are: The Guard’s 10 Twitter Moments! Remember all of those times you’ve thought to yourself: “I can’t believe this app is free?” Yeah, well, I blame you for this recent news about Super Follows! Anyways, before @jack and company start charging us for a bunch of bad hot takes, let’s check in with the following selection of celebrity tweets from Taylor Swift, Lil Nas X, Miley Cyrus, and seven other favorites!

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TAYLOR SWIFT CALLS OUT GINNY & GEORGIA

I have nothing to say except: “Alexa, play ‘The goddamned Man!’”

 

LIL NAS X TWEETS FROM THE AFTERLIFE

Damn! RIP Little No Sex! A Twitter King until the very end! At least it seems like the Wi-Fi in heaven is pretty lit, so hopefully he can still send “Call Me by Your Name” down to us mere mortals here on earth *praying emojis*!

 

MILEY CYRUS RELIVES HER MOST CHAOTIC ERA

Nothing to see here – just Miley Cyrus reliving her most chaotic, legendary era and the whole of Twitter literally living for it! Did anyone else scream at the Niley pic (Miley Cyrus and Nick Jonas, for the locals)? No one tell Mrs. Jonas!

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JUSTIN BIEBER SHARES AN ICONIC THROWBACK PIC

Okay, so – clearly Miley Cyrus wasn’t the only one getting nostalgic on Twitter this week? My inner Belieber is sooo incredibly here for this throwback pic! This was such an iconic, messy time for pop culture and I’d seriously do anything to go back!

 

PHOEBE BRIDGERS TAKES US BACK TO 11TH GRADE

Phoebe Bridgers sees your TBTs, Miley Cyrus and Justin Bieber, and raises you this! A whole serve, much? Plus, let’s be honest: Did you really live through 11th grade if you didn’t shave one side of your head? I don’t make the rules!

 

BRUNO MARS IS A BOOMER

Ughhh! Bruno Mars is such a boomer (I’m still recovering from that time he couldn’t find his emojis)! Are you seriously telling me I have to wait until COVID-19 is over until I can enjoy some Silk Sonic live goodness? Someone give this man a Zoom lesson, already!

 

HAYLEY WILLIAMS CONFIRMS PARAMORE ARE STILL TOGETHER

And I am once again asking you to release a new Paramore album, Hayley Williams! Everyone knows that’s the only way you’re going to truly banish this rumor from the Internet! *Titanic old lady voice* “It’s been 84 years!”

 

COLDPLAY JOIN THE BTS ARMY

OMG! Legends supporting legends! We love, love, love to see it! This “Fix You” cover BTS did for MTV Unplugged honestly feels like the most soothing, comforting hug ever! BRB, listening to it on repeat for the rest of the month!

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VICTORIA MONÉT IS A MOMMY

Victoria Monét is a mommy! I repeat! Victoria Monét is a mommy! I’m crying my eyes out, everyone! Those tiny, little fingernails? This is too cute for my heart to handle! Can we also talk about the name? I simply adore “Hazel!”

 

DOLLY PARTON GETS THE COVID-19 VACCINE

That moment when Dolly Parton gets the COVID-19 vaccine she helped to fund and research and the whole country breathes a sigh of relief! We must protect our Twitter Queen at all costs! *To the tune of “Jolene”* “Vaccine, vaccine, vaccine, vaciiinnneee!”

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Jess Grant is a frustrated writer hailing from London, England. When she isn't tasked with disentangling her thoughts from her brain and putting them on paper, Jess can generally be found listening to The Beatles, or cooking vegetarian food.