10 TWITTER MOMENTS: UH-OH, CARDI B WANTS ANOTHER BABY
Let me tell you, readers – it sure ain't easy being a stan on Twitter! It feels like every minute of every hour of every day, there's some kind of drama taking place on the social media site involving one of the faves. Beefs, breakups, and in the case of a certain rapper, breakdowns... Keeping on top of it all is a full-time job, but you can rest assured that We Are: The Guard has got you covered with the latest edition of 10 Twitter Moments. At the start of another Hump Day, then, get your pop culture fix with the following 280-character highlights from Cardi B, Axl Rose, Sia, and seven more!
UH-OH, CARDI B WANTS ANOTHER BABY
Would ya be mad at me if i get pregnant again ?
— iamcardib (@iamcardib) October 14, 2018
Cardi B, you better be poppin' those Plan Bs like you promised because WE'RE THIRSTY FOR A TOUR AND NEW ALBUM OUT HERE, SIS! The last thing that we need is another pregnancy to scupper those plans... Oh, and let's not forget that you haven't even shown us Kulture yet! WE WAITING!
MEANWHILE, KEHLANI REALLY IS PREGANT
SHE DONT WANNA HIDE NO MO! this was so hard to contain. i’m so so so happy. the highest blessing one could receive. i love you already, mama. 4 months & so grateful pic.twitter.com/yf6lwh2O50
— Kehlani (@Kehlani) October 12, 2018
KEHLANI <3! This news makes me SO happy! You just KNOW that she's going to slay motherhood and bring up the most strong, badass, and talented daughter EVER! Can we also take a moment to appreciate these pregnancy photos?! POSITIVELY GLOWING! I'm obsessed with that lil' tatted baby bump!
FINNEAS AND BILLIE EILISH CONTINUE TO BE SIBLING GOALS
Never let anybody tell you that you need a nicer studio or better gear or ANYTHING of the sort. Made two platinum records in my bedroom in my parents’ house, both with my sister and one with one of our best friends. All it takes is an idea.
— FINNEAS (@FinneasOConnell) 11 October 2018
FINNEAS and Billie Eilish are inspirational AF. Together, the brother-sister duo are making some of the most forward-thinking pop music going, and best of all?! They're proof that you can do it too! Forget big budgets, major labels, etc. All you need is a vision and dream (okay, and preferably an unbreakable sibling bond).
EVEN AXL ROSE HAS HAD ENOUGH OF KANYE WEST
What a joke. Not gonna solve anything in Chicago or anywhere else with any of that attention seeking nonsense.
— Axl Rose (@axlrose) October 11, 2018
Let's be honest, you know that you've fucked up good and proper when you've managed to piss off the biggest douchebag going. That's right, I'm talking about Axl Rose, who recently returned to Twitter after several weeks of radio silence in order to condemn Kanye West's recent meet with Donald Trump. THESE ARE CRAZY TIMES THAT WE'RE LIVING IN, PEOPLE! P.S. Is it me, or does Axl 2020 have quite the ring to it?!
KHALID AND ALISON WONDERLAND ARE BFFS
— Khalid (@thegreatkhalid) October 12, 2018
NOW *Hand clap emoji* WHERE *Hand clap emoji* IS *Hand clap emoji* THE *Hand clap emoji* COLLABORATION?! *Hand clap emoji*
LIZZO WANTS TO PLAY URSULA IN THE LITTLE MERMAID
Just gonna put this back out there.
IT IS MY DREAM TO PLAY URSULA IN THE LIL MERMAID
— |L I Z Z O| (@lizzo) October 14, 2018
I love Lady Gaga and was excited as the next stan to see her play Ursula in the live action remake of The Little Mermaid, but on second thoughts... She's had her moment with A Star Is Born. GIVE THE ROLE TO LIZZO ALREADY, DISNEY! Oh, and why not invite Zendaya to play Ariel while you're at it?! KTHXBAI!
MADI IS TURNING HER ANGER INTO BOPS
the amount of motivation i get to make music when I am incredibly angry is amazing
— madi (@madimakesmusica) 10 October 2018
Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned, so I just KNOW that Madi is making some fire-ass bops for us RN. I almost pity the dude who pissed her off because he's about to get ROASTED. I mean, have you HEARD “Reprisal?!”
SIA HAS FORGOTTEN HOW TO PLAY HER INSTRUMENTS
I literally have no idea how to play any instruments at all. Apparently I used to? pic.twitter.com/b1SyiVteun
— sia (@Sia) October 13, 2018
Why would you learn how to play an instrument if you have a voice as powerful as Sia's?! It's an entire orchestra in itself! No, really, my monochromatic wig is officially snatched just thinking about how good it sounds on her comeback single “I'm Still Here!” P.S. That photo of a young Sia on the phone is a whole mood TBH!
HOLYCHILD AREN'T HERE FOR YOUR BLACK FRIDAY BULLSHIT
the fact that google calendars denotes black friday as a holiday in the US and not election day says all that you need to know about the state of the union rn
— HOLYCHILD (@HOLYCHILD) 9 October 2018
Yup, this preeeeetty much sums up why our whole country is so fucked RN. There are people out there who're genuinely more interested in getting a discounted TV than they are in electing their own governors. *Sigh* Depressing stuff, but at least we have HOLYCHILD to help us make sense of this hellhole. Alexa, play “Wishing You Away.”
RYAN ADAMS CAN'T REMEMBER MARRYING MANDY MOORE
She didn't like the Melvins or BladeRunner. Doomed from the start... If only I could remember the start lol https://t.co/wbMqzJFRAp
— Ryan Adams (@TheRyanAdams) October 10, 2018
Well, this is awkward! It's SO surreal to me that Ryan Adams and Mandy Moore were ever “a thing.” Clearly, the OG indie couple were never meant to be despite their six-year marriage, but Ryan should reeeeeally know better than to air this kind of dirty laundry over the Internet. Remember, kids, keep it classy out there!
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Jess Grant is a frustrated writer hailing from London, England. When she isn't tasked with disentangling her thoughts from her brain and putting them on paper, Jess can generally be found listening to The Beatles, or cooking vegetarian food.