10 TWITTER MOMENTS: KELSY KARTER GOT A HARRY STYLES TATTOO...ON HER FACE

1/30/19
10 Twitter Moments

Most of the time, celebs seem just like us. They do laundry. They go grocery shopping. They take out the garbage. But other times, they go and get Harry Styles tattooed on the side of their faces. And it's then that we remember: Celebs are nothing like us. But it's all good as, thanks to social media like Twitter and Instagram, we're able to forget about our mundane nine-to-five existences and live vicariously through the eyes of the rich and famous wherever we can locate an Internet connection. Grab whatever stable Wi-Fi that you can, then, as it's time to find out what our faves have been up to this week in another edition of We Are: The Guard's 10 Twitter Moments, featuring Kelsy Karter, Pusha T, Miley Cyrus, and more.

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KELSY KARTER GOT A HARRY STYLES TATTOO...ON HER FACE

And here's me thinking that Justin Bieber got the most controversial face tattoo of 2019! I always sensed that Kelsy Karter was a Harry Styles fan, but WOAH!!! Still, if there's one thing that I've learned from listening to Kelsy's music, it's that she's a rebel, so this all is massively on-brand, tbh (that, or a genius publicity stunt).

 

JOHN LEGEND TOOK SWIMMING LESSONS

But... But... But what about the “My head's underwater, but I'm breathing fine” lyric in “All of Me,” John?! Was that a complete LIE?! I DON'T KNOW WHAT'S REAL AND WHAT'S NOT ANYMORE! Valentine's Day is canceled :(.

 

IS PUSHA T ABOUT TO DROP ANOTHER DRAKE DISS TRACK?!

Hold up, hold up, HOLD UPPP!!! Is Pusha T about to drop another “The Story of Adidon”-style diss track on Drake's unsuspecting ass?! Because that's certainly the vibe that I'm getting from this mysterious subtweet by King Push *insert shifty eyes emoji here*! Brb, going to grab some popcorn and enjoy the show!

 

LIZZO GOT CONGRATULATED BY MISSY ELLIOTT ON HER ELLEN PERFORMANCE AND OMG

 

WHERE IS THE COLLAB?!

 

WEEZER AND TLC ARE A 90S DREAM

Weezer's cover of “No Scrubs” is the best thing to happen to the Internet...since...erm...Weezer's cover of “Africa”...and it seems that TLC's Chilli agrees with me! Did anyone else's inner 90s kid full-on explode reading this?! LOL! Now if only TLC could return the favor and cover “Buddy Holly...” #AGirlCanDream

 

KEHLANI HAD A BABY SHOWER

I'm pretty sure that I'm more emotionally invested in Kehlani's pregnancy than I'll ever be in my own. These baby shower photos are everything and the expectant mother looks positively GLOWING (pregnancy hormones ftw). Plus, you just know that SZA and Syd are going to be the BEST!!! AUNTIES!!! EVER!!! to Adeya <3. Brb, I need a moment...

 

CARDI B WANTS TO DELIVER THE SOTU REBUTTAL

We try to stay away from politics here We Are: The Guard, but there's no denying that Cardi B's no-bullshit approach to recent events has been totally refreshing. And since Cardi B is basically the Democratic presidential frontrunner these days, I don't see why she shouldn't deliver the SOTU rebuttal. I mean, can you imagine it?! “My fellow Americans: WHAT'S POPPIN'?!?!?”

 

THIS VIDEO OF MILEY CYRUS SINGING ALONG TO LINDSAY LOHAN'S “RUMORS” IS ICONIC

WE STAN DISNEY LEGENDS SUPPORTING DISNEY LEGENDS!

 

BRANDYN BURNETTE IS EMAN8ING

*Taylor Swift voice* “I'm sorry, the old Brandyn Burnette can't come to the phone right now.” Haaa. Jokes aside, it genuinely feels like Brandyn is entering a whole new chapter now that he's changed his name. He's grown up, he's fallen in love (<333), and he's about to show a completely different side to himself as EMAN8. The only question is: Are you as excited as I am?!?

 

JAMES BLAKE IS #1...ON THE UK CASSETTE CHARTS

Get out your party hats as James Blake's Assume Form is #1 on the...erm...UK cassette charts, baby!!! Yup, apparently they still sell enough cassettes in Britain for them to dedicate an entire Top 40 to the things! The more you know! P.S. Who are the sad boys now, Pitchfork?!?

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Jess Grant is a frustrated writer hailing from London, England. When she isn't tasked with disentangling her thoughts from her brain and putting them on paper, Jess can generally be found listening to The Beatles, or cooking vegetarian food.