10 TWITTER MOMENTS: DOJA CAT VS. GODZILLA VS. KONG

by Jess Grant
4/7/21

Hi, everyone! How are you? Has lockdown got you going stir-crazy? Fear not, as it’s that time of the week when we shut down our Zooms and Slacks to instead live vicariously through our favorite artists and their Twitter accounts. From Doja Cat reviewing Godzilla vs. Kong, to Mariah Carey getting the COVID-19 vaccine, to Lana Del Rey blessing us with not one, but two selfies, it’s quite literally all covered this Hump Day. Without further ado, then, let’s check out the latest edition of We Are: The Guard’s 10 Twitter Moments in three, two, one. GO!

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DOJA CAT VS. GODZILLA VS. KONG

Doja Cat, sweetie, if it’s “character development” you’re looking for, then I’m really not sure why you’re watching Godzilla vs. Kong? Just wait for Space Jam: A New Legacy instead! That trailer has got me hype!

 

MEGAN THEE STALLION IS HAVING A HOT BOYFRIEND SUMMER

Okay, so this is how we’re doing it now that Megan Thee Stallion has a boyfriend, huh? Jokes aside, Megan and Pardi are the cutest, most adorable couple of all time and I couldn’t love them more! Plus, Pardi is a snack, people!

 

TRAVIS SCOTT AND THE MAYO-ON-FRIES DEBATE

I’ve said it before, and I’ll say it again: Leave it to Travis Scott to ask the important questions. Seriously, though, what kind of heathen puts mayo on their fries? The same kind of heathen who puts pineapple on their pizza, I’m guessing? CURSED, I TELL YOU!

 

MARIAH CAREY GETS THE COVID-19 VACCINE

Forget “curing COVID-19.” I’m planning on getting the vaccine as soon as possible simply so I can reach the same whistle notes as Mariah Carey. P.S. Is anyone else living for the fact Mariah wore Louis Vuitton and stiletto boots to her jab appointment? WHAT! AN! ICON!

 

LIL NAS X OWES US SOME HANES SOCKS

As a loyal Lil Nas X follower still waiting for my copy of Phineas and Ferb, I’m not holding out much hope for my Hanes Socks. That said, I couldn’t be happier for Nas topping the Billboard Hot 100 with “Montero (Call Me by Your Name).” Conservative Twitter is officially quaking!

 

MILEY CYRUS IS A ROCK STAR

Me walking into the club after getting the COVID-19 vaccine. In all seriousness, how incredible was Miley Cyrus during the NCAA Final Four concert on Saturday? The rock star well and truly came alive during that Queen segment!

 

TAYLOR SWIFT IS STILL FEARLESS AFTER ALL OF THESE YEARS

“Head first, Fearless.” IT’S HAPPENING, SWIFIES!

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LANA DEL REY IS A SELFIE QUEEN

Lana Del Rey really went from forgetting her Twitter password, to giving us not one, but two selfies in the space of a day! What did we do to deserve? P.S. Can we officially agree that Lizzie Grant basically invented socks?

 

KEVIN ABSTRACT REVEALS BROCKHAMPTON ARE BREAKING UP

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CLAUD IS HOT AND POWERFUL

And this, my friends, is why Claud is my favorite human being on the planet! Just don’t forget to take action against anti-trans bills if you want to be hot and powerful too! #HotAndPowerful #TransVisibility #InstagramSucks

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Jess Grant is a frustrated writer hailing from London, England. When she isn't tasked with disentangling her thoughts from her brain and putting them on paper, Jess can generally be found listening to The Beatles, or cooking vegetarian food.