10 TWITTER MOMENTS: MEGAN THEE STALLION WAS READY FOR HOT GIRL HALLOWEEN

by Jess Grant
10/4/22

Photo by Megan Thee Stallion

THE EDIT BUTTON HAS ARRIVED (if you're willing to pay for it)!

Perhaps Elon Musk should, ahem, take note?

Check out the latest edition of We Are: The Guard's 10 Twitter Moments, featuring Megan Thee Stallion, Doja Cat, Lil Nas X, and seven other favorites!

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MEGAN THEE STALLION WAS READY FOR HOT GIRL HALLOWEEN

HOT GIRL HALLOWEEN IS COMING. Having broken the Internet last year with this hilarious photoset, Megan Thee Stallion is back on her spooky shit this October. It's the "Scandirustic" book for me. BRB, making every single one of these photos my iPhone lock screen for the next four weeks!

 

DOJA CAT SERVED LOOKS AT PARIS FASHION WEEK

It's giving Spiderus. It's giving Emily the Corpse Bride. It's giving David Bowie circa Scary Monsters (And Super Creeps). Ever since she shaved her head, Doja Cat has been serving some of her boldest, most daring looks to date, with this Paris Fashion Week vision surely taking the crown?

 

LIL NAS X HAD A TOILET EMERGENCY AT HIS CONCERT

"I'm backstage, and this is like, not a part of the show, but I'm taking a mean shit, so please forgive me, but I'm gonna be like a minute or two, and I'll be right back." LMAO. Leave it to Lil Nas X to turn a toilet emergency into a viral hit. WHEN YOU GOTTA GO, YOU GOTTA GO, OKAY?

 

TYLER, THE CREATOR IMMORTALIZED A$AP ROCKY IN CAKE

Poor A$AP Rocky. He recently became Twitter's new favorite meme after getting into a spot of bother in a mosh pit at Rolling Loud, and on Wednesday, Rocky's best friend, Tyler, the Creator, decided to take things one step further by immortalizing the moment in cake. EVIL, EVIL TYLER!

 

JADEN LEFT THE KANYE WEST SHOW AT PARIS FASHION WEEK

Whatever your thoughts are on Jaden, you have to respect him for standing up for his morals and leaving the YEEZY SEASON 9 show at Paris Fashion Week after Kanye West wore a shirt reading "White Lives Matter." As a former Kanye stan myself, all I have to say is: I'M TIRED!

 

LIZZO GOT TO PLAY THE JAMES MADISON CRYSTAL FLUTE

IT ACTUALLY HAPPENED. Just a few days after bonding with the Librarian of Congress, Carla Hayden, on Twitter, Lizzo really got to play President James Madison's crystal flute at her concert in Washington, D.C. And in acrylic nails, I ought to add? GIVE LIZZO ALL OF THE HAUNTED HEIRLOOMS!

 

MISSY ELLIOTT WAS DRINKING WATER AND AGING BACKWARDS

THE WAY I DID A DOUBLE TAKE? "Get Ur Freak On" legend Missy Elliott is really out here aging backward and then some, huh? No, really, if "a few bottles of water" is all it takes to look as smooth, radiant, and glowing as Missy, then excuse me while I drink it by the gallon!

 

JT AND LIL UZI VERT STARTED A FIRE AND A MEME

LMAO. I'm pretty sure if you were to look up the definition of "Unbothered King" in the dictionary, you'd find this pic of Lil Uzi Vert looking on at this huge fire he accidentally started in his girlfriend, City Girls rapper JT's kitchen. Unsurprisingly, the memes have been unstoppable!

 

DOLLY PARTON REMEMBERED APPEARING ON HANNAH MONTANA

Can you believe it's been 16 years since Dolly Parton made her first appearance on Hannah Montana? It feels like only yesterday I'd come home from school, grab a Pop-Tart, and tune into Disney Channel. Those were the days *sigh*. P.S. How cute is Miley Cyrus here?

 

"WEIRD AL" YANKOVIC PAID TRIBUTE TO COOLIO

REST IN POWER, COOLIO!

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Jess Grant is a frustrated writer hailing from London, England. When she isn't tasked with disentangling her thoughts from her brain and putting them on paper, Jess can generally be found listening to The Beatles, or cooking vegetarian food.