10 TWITTER MOMENTS: TYLER, THE CREATOR DEFENDS DRAKE

11/13/19
10 Twitter Moments

I've covered a lot of Twitter challenges here (Remember the #BottleCapChallenge? Or how about the #AgeChallenge?), but the #MAGAChallenge has to be the most disturbing of them all. No, really, Trump has said and done his fair share of Bad Things™ over the years, but inviting a bunch of white conservatives to try their hand at rapping (okay, well, talking fast)? That's just horrifying! Anyways, enough about that as it's time to check in with some real, actual musicians in the latest edition of We Are: The Guard's 10 Twitter Moments. Scroll through and enjoy the following 280-character highlights from Tyler, the Creator, Taylor Swift, Lady Gaga, Marshmello, Troye Sivan, and more.

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TYLER, THE CREATOR DEFENDS DRAKE

Find a friend who supports you like Tyler, the Creator supports Drake. Jokes aside, it was painful to watch Drizzy getting booed off stage at Camp Flog Gnaw last weekend. I just hope that this doesn't mark the end of Tyler's legendary festival *cries*.

 

TAYLOR SWIFT IS TOO TALL FOR HER OWN GOOD

Things I love to see: THIS. For real, Taylor being active on Twitter again is literally everything and also serves as a pointed reminder that the girl is, actually, really freaking funny when she wants to be.

P.S. The lyricist jumped OUT!

 

LIL PUMP HITS ON MIRANDA COSGROVE

And this, ladies and gentlemen, is what we call “punching above your weight.” Run* while you can, Miranda!

*Block him.

 

KING PRINCESS IS A POLE-DANCING QUEEN

FKA twigs could never. Miss. Straus, you ATE this.

 

LADY GAGA HAS FORGOTTEN ARTPOP

ARTPOP? I don't know her.

In all seriousness, this tweet is a complete betrayal from Gaga and ought to be deleted IMMEDIATELY! #JusticeForARTPOP

 

BEST COAST'S BETHANY COSENTINO

I'm still heartbroken over the fact that Best Coast's Bethany Cosentino and Wavves' Nathan Williams are no more (#RIP), but Bethany Cosentino and Shia LaBeouf could genuinely be my new favorite power couple. Just don't forget to invite Jimmy and me to the wedding!

 

MARSHMELLO ASKS ONE OF LIFE'S MOST IMPORTANT QUESTIONS

I can't tell you how much of a relief it is to know that I'm not the only person who's kept up at night by these kinds of questions, Marshmello.

P.S. Oh hi, Hot Pockets' marketing department!

 

MEGAN THEE STALLION IS A SECURITY RISK

If you ever want to pull off a heist of any kind, just get Megan Thee Stallion to twerk in front of the security guards and you'll be good to go. Seriously, can you BLAME this guy? Megan is literally on FIYAH!

 

FINNEAS DROPS THE SKINCARE ROUTINE

So THIS is how FINNEAS spends all of his royalties earned from “Bad Guy.” We stan an altruistic and acne-free legend.

 

TROYE SIVAN IS HOT FOR MATTY HEALY

Troye Sivan and me after watching this video of The 1975's Matty Healy:

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Jess Grant is a frustrated writer hailing from London, England. When she isn't tasked with disentangling her thoughts from her brain and putting them on paper, Jess can generally be found listening to The Beatles, or cooking vegetarian food.