10 TWITTER MOMENTS: HARRY STYLES SENDS A CRYPTIC MESSAGE

10/9/19
10 Twitter Moments

Can you believe that we live in a world where the President of the United States trolls a former Vice President of the United States with A NICKELBACK MEME? 2019 is a sitcom, people, A SITCOM! Anyways, while Chad Kroeger and company were emerging as the unlikely leaders of the revolution (along with Papa Roach and Smash Mouth, of course), what was the rest of the music industry up to on social media over the last seven days? Well, let's find out in this week's edition of We Are: The Guard's 10 Twitter Moments, featuring Harry Styles, Lady Gaga, Kacey Musgraves, Miley Cyrus, Cardi B, and more!

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HARRY STYLES SENDS A CRYPTIC MESSAGE

...re mi?

...do do do do do, baby shark?

...you ever feel like a plastic bag?

WHAT DOES IT ALL MEAN, HARRY?

 

LADY GAGA IS GOING TO NEED A BIGGER SHELF

Talented, brilliant, incredible, amazing, showstopping, spectacular, never the same, totally unique, completely not ever been done before, unafraid to reference or not reference, put it in a blender, sh*t on it, vomit on it, eat it, give birth to it.

P.S. Can we talk about how STUNNING Lady Gaga looks with pink hair?

 

CHARLI XCX HITS UP THE ARCADE

Exclusive footage of me listening to “Next Level Charli” at maximum hype volume.

 

DANNY BROWN STANS ANGEL OLSEN

IF FRODO SAYS THAT YOU MUST COLLABORATE, THEN YOU MUST COLLABORATE!

 

KACEY MUSGRAVES AND LIZZO: NAME A MORE ICONIC DUO

Kacey Musgraves and Lizzo moments before taking these photos backstage at Austin City Limits Music Festival:

 

YOUNG THUG HAS A QUESTION FOR KANYE WEST

Hol' up, hol' up, hol' up... Thugger is on Jesus Is King?

If y'all don't drop that album right this instant, Kanye...

 

KENNY G IS ALSO WAITING FOR JESUS IS KING

RIGHT, KENNY?

P.S. I'm glad to see that he made it out of Kim Kardashian's living room okay.

 

MILEY CYRUS ISN'T HERE FOR YOUR SLUT SHAMING

I'm sorry, but, if Camila Cabello and Shawn Mendes can kiss in public, then Miley Cyrus can be seen to be getting it on with Cody Simpson as much as she DAMN WELL likes! LET *CLAP* A *CLAP* B*TCH *CLAP* LIVE *CLAP*!

 

JAMES BLAKE AND JAMEELA JAMIL ARE RELATIONSHIP GOALS

Just when I thought that I couldn't love James Blake and Jameela Jamil any more! We stan a thoughtful, challenging feminist power couple!

 

CARDI B IS LIVING THAT MOM LIFE

Can someone please show me this tweet in five years when I'm considering having children? Thanks in advance!

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Jess Grant is a frustrated writer hailing from London, England. When she isn't tasked with disentangling her thoughts from her brain and putting them on paper, Jess can generally be found listening to The Beatles, or cooking vegetarian food.