Hey there We Are: The Guard readers, it’s Ariana Grande’s hair extensions here looking for a new gig. She’s chopped me off and somehow I ended up in the donation pile. |
Editorial
Let us peer through the gloom and take a walk through the past, present, and future of Goth music. These are the Best Goth Songs of All Time picked by a few of today's new generation of goth influencers and artists. |
So, you went to see _________________ (band from your youth). The tickets cost _____________ (price-tag over $100) which was a lot more than you wanted to pay, but they were so important to you when you were not __________________ (thing you hate about yourself now). |
Suspiria, the seminal 1977 supernatural horror film about a dance school run by witches, has a remake about drop like that fire mixtape destined to burn up the charts (of Hollywood). |
As much as Yeezy likes to think that social media is all about him and him only, he's very, very wrong. Buckle up, as it's time to check out the following 280-character highlights from Maggie Rogers, Jennifer Lopez, Lil Pump, Cardi B, Lana Del Rey, and more. |
Being in the public eye is hard as hell. Your absolute worst moments can be so easily captured by the paparazzi, your bitter studio engineer, or thousands of cell phone cameras held up by adoring (or hateful) fans. |
Thanks for joining me for the latest edition of We Are The Guard's 10 Twitter Moments! It's time to scroll through the following 280-character highlights from Camila Cabello, Diddy, Ariana Grande, and lots more! |
Sure there are dozens of bands in costumes. But that hasn’t stopped a number of other fearless musicians to experiment with non-human frontmen in their bands. To put animals or robots to good work and see what comes of it. Some work, some don’t. Most are metal as hell. We’re glad we know about all of them. |
Thanks for joining me for the latest edition of We Are: The Guard's 10 Twitter Moments! As ever, I've spent the last week scrolling through the fastest-moving social network out there in order to bring you all of the juiciest tweets from our fave bands, artists, producers, and beyond! |
Glad to see you are back for more of our adventures of invasion of privacy, I mean Instagram moments. Follow along as we take a break from our own life and check out what others are doing with theirs. |
Now that it's fall, I love nothing more than to spend my days snuggled up by my imaginary fire and creeping on my faves on social media. Luckily for you, I'm a generous person who's happy to share the results of these daily stalk seshes, hence We Are The Guard's 10 Twitter Moments. |
Some celebrities, like these famous people below, were probably a little too egocentric and thought they had something they actually didn’t. Come down to memory lane with me and see 10 celebrities who failed at a music career. |