Editor’s Note: the following was written on November 15th, 2018, the day before Anderson .Paak’s third record Oxnard was released. We now realize the error of our ways, but want to show you the full editorial process so as to disclose that we are humans too.
Even though the true EDM loyalists might not come out for Trap anymore, DJs across America are hoping that Trappy T-shirts, Trappy water bottles, and a Trappy animated cartoon on FreeForm TV will bring the 14-19 year olds running back to those big sounds that were so successful.
There are the artists, the promoters, the security, the fans, the clean-up crew, the lightning technicians, the sound engineers… but they’ve all been given their due in the past. This one goes out to the true unheralded hero of the music festival: the ASL Translators.
Jay-Z, media mogul, former rap-icon, and househusband to Beyonce, has announced on Twitter that he will be taking on a new partnership with Smucker's brand jam. This should come as no surprise to those who have followed Sean Carter’s business moves over the years.
So, you went to see _________________ (band from your youth). The tickets cost _____________ (price-tag over $100) which was a lot more than you wanted to pay, but they were so important to you when you were not __________________ (thing you hate about yourself now).
Suspiria, the seminal 1977 supernatural horror film about a dance school run by witches, has a remake about drop like that fire mixtape destined to burn up the charts (of Hollywood).
The tire screech of a quick getaway, a record scratch to pause the music, snorting a line of cocaine-- whatever you want the sound effect to represent, it can and it does. Skrrrt is the catch-all phrase for young rappers who don’t have any clue what to say in their song.
What version of the simulation do we live in where a Cardi B and Nicki Minaj beef is worth covering to the point we (and the rest of the internet) have covered it? Is this just a distraction from the political nightmare that we live in?
We’ve got the exclusive scoop on the lineup for (Name of Festival) Music Festival. For their current year in (City), (State) they have #blessed us with an absolutely (Generically Praising Millennial Adjective) lineup. This is HUGE. YASSSSSS!!!
This is all the Internet’s fault. Weezer covering Toto’s “Africa,” that is. Why would anyone be to blame in such an excellent occurrence, you ask? It’s weird. It’s not that the cover is a problem in and of itself, as much as he harrowing half a year journey that got us to this point.
On September 18th, 2018 the greatest show of all time will occur at The Echoplex in Los Angeles. If you miss it, it will be the greatest tragedy your existence has ever faced. Trust me, I know.
We’re giving away two FREE tickets, that means zero dollars out of your pocket, for you to join us at our first ever branded night at The Echoplex. The lucky winner or winners will catch PPL MVR, jesse saint john, and MXMS all on the same night. Yes, you’ll see three incredible acts for free, courtesy of us!