I am a Narcotics Officer for the LAPD and you are all under arrest for reading this article. Don’t you dare think for a second that we don’t know what you music loving hippies are up to in your spare time. You think you’re being so cute with your clever nicknames and subtle references, but we're not as stupid as we look.
Hello and welcome to the gift that keeps on giving — We Are: The Guard’s ‘Best of Instagram’ column, where we offer you the creme of the crop posts on social media this week. Why? Because I know your focus stayed on this Cardi B/Nicki Minaj fight this whole week. No, it’s okay. I totally understand. *cough* #TeamCardi
Check out this week's edition of We Are: The Guard's 10 Twitter Moments, featuring J. Cole, John Legend, Sia, Cardi B, Madonna, and more.
On September 18th, 2018 the greatest show of all time will occur at The Echoplex in Los Angeles. If you miss it, it will be the greatest tragedy your existence has ever faced. Trust me, I know.
It is our honor here at We Are The Guard to be able to highlight one of our favorite albums of our time: Felix Da Housecat’s 2001 masterpiece, Kittenz and Thee Glitz.
While most of you got the week off to a restful, relaxing start on Labor Day, the team and I were busy as ever scrolling through the fastest-moving social network for all of the best tweets from our favorite bands and artists.
Why the hell do people even know about Juggalo-tendo? What could New-Wave-Breakbeats even be? ASMRstep sounds like a thing I just made up right now for this article, doesn’t it? Well, we’re here to help. Enjoy We Are The Guard’s guide to the Top Ten Craziest Sub Genres.
We’re giving away two FREE tickets, that means zero dollars out of your pocket, for you to join us at our first ever branded night at The Echoplex. The lucky winner or winners will catch PPL MVR, jesse saint john, and MXMS all on the same night. Yes, you’ll see three incredible acts for free, courtesy of us!
Sure, Coachella is a million months away, but that doesn’t mean we aren’t already thinking about it. In fact, we’ve been dreaming up our ultimate Coachella lineup since the day after we left the Polo Fields this past April. We’ve got some choice picks to be there in 2019 and I think we are right on the money.
Just because I have to stop wearing tank tops to work doesn’t mean the party’s over. Oh no — the party don’t stop on our favorite social media site and I got the pics and vids to prove it. Here’s the créme of the crop this week on Instagram from your favorites including Dua Lipa, Camilla Cabello, and Bishop Briggs. Here we go!
While I wait for the last of this hot weather to dissipate, I've still managed to unearth some 280-character gems for you this week as part of the latest edition of We Are The Guard's Twitter Moments!
With all of the writers here at We Are The Guard, we are able to claim (with confidence) that someone on our staff listens to pretty much every different kind of music under the sun. There’s no genre we’re too afraid to touch— except for metal. We’re terrified. We have literally zero clue. That’s where this intrepid reporter comes in.