Are you in the holiday mood yet?! The carols, the eggnog, the negative bank accounts, it’s the most wonderful time of the year. By the way here are a few highlights from last week that are not holiday related. |
Editorial
For sixty-eight years the “Now That’s What I Call Music!” people have been dropping compilation after compilation of the hottest pop songs of the year. But the real question on everybody’s mind is: what the hell is going to happen when they finally hit the most hilarious number there has ever been: 69? |
We recently got to sit down with the German-Canadian singer Alice Merton to discuss music, her love for baking, the similarities between music and baking, and actually now that I think about it... mostly just baking. |
Sometimes bands just need a second or third chance with a new lead singer. Whether the following bands are actually broken up or not doesn’t matter to us, here are ten suitable lead singer replacements. |
It’s not every day that we delve into food reviews here at We Are The Guard, but then again it’s not every day that we come across a brand of chips endorsed by our favorite rappers. |
As you guys do your thing, we here at We Are: The Guard will be enjoying the leftover schnapps waiting for you to join us on our weekly recap of the Best of Indie and Indie Pop, a peek at how celebs celebrated their Thanksgiving, and a special offer you won’t want to miss. |
Shopping this time of year can be an absolute nightmare, so we thought it would be nice if your favorite website got in on the deals to make your life / holiday shopping a little easier. Don’t know what to get Hipster Harry or Indie Ingrid? No worries, we’re here to help. |
Hey there We Are: The Guard readers, it’s Ariana Grande’s hair extensions here looking for a new gig. She’s chopped me off and somehow I ended up in the donation pile. |
Let us peer through the gloom and take a walk through the past, present, and future of Goth music. These are the Best Goth Songs of All Time picked by a few of today's new generation of goth influencers and artists. |
So, you went to see _________________ (band from your youth). The tickets cost _____________ (price-tag over $100) which was a lot more than you wanted to pay, but they were so important to you when you were not __________________ (thing you hate about yourself now). |
Suspiria, the seminal 1977 supernatural horror film about a dance school run by witches, has a remake about drop like that fire mixtape destined to burn up the charts (of Hollywood). |
As much as Yeezy likes to think that social media is all about him and him only, he's very, very wrong. Buckle up, as it's time to check out the following 280-character highlights from Maggie Rogers, Jennifer Lopez, Lil Pump, Cardi B, Lana Del Rey, and more. |
Being in the public eye is hard as hell. Your absolute worst moments can be so easily captured by the paparazzi, your bitter studio engineer, or thousands of cell phone cameras held up by adoring (or hateful) fans. |